Yep, this one settles it… I’m COMPLETELY and TOTALLY nuts.

She looked in the mirror and saw a door. Doing the less than logical thing, she reached in and opened it. The turtle on the other side welcomed her and asked her if she would like a ride in his wagon. She said no and ran away thinking she could hid in the attic for a few years instead.

(originally drafted September 8, 2009)