It’s been a while since I put up limerick…
There once was a toe on a foot
That liked to play in the soot
It got lost in the fog
And kicked a stray dog,
And now in a shoe it stays put.
Not a limerick…
I’ve found a reason to drink
On every day of the week.
This drinking has caused
Me to take pause
And thank iGoogle for having such an amazing widget that would tell me daily a valid reason to go buy alcohol. Cheers!
Kristine Hamilton 
oh boy.every time you post a limerick it sends me back to the days of our youth when we wrote dirty limericks and posted them at school… tee hee…
Heidi, limericks are supposed to be bawdy… a fact Krissy doesn't embrace very much.She regretted that he had stayedIt'd been a while since she got laidEverything was just grand'Til it got out of handBecause when the time came, he brayed!The meter is off, but I don't care.