Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
–Jack Handey

“Boredom: the desire for desires.”
-Leo Tolstoy

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word ‘safe’ that I wasn’t previously aware of.
-Douglas Adams

Today’s Reason to Drink: November 20, 2007
Toast your favorite educator for this Teacher’s Day in Vietnam.